Jillian: it looks like I'm moving to jersey
jeeber4u: ........
Jillian: yahn
jeeber4u: Since i'm your friend, i'll do you the favor of killing you before you have to move
Jillian: haha
Jillian: but I'll be closer to my family
jeeber4u: doesn't matter
jeeber4u: it's jersey
Jillian: right by new york
jeeber4u: I'll be putting you out of the misery you don't realize you're already in simply because you're contemplating moving to jersey