Student in my class (boy): "You don't think taking your girlfriend to hooters on valentines day would be romantic?"

Another Student (girl): *sarcastically* "I'll take my boyfriend to the Vu on valentines day. That'd be just about as romantic."

1st student: "The Vu on valentines day....that'd be tight......wait....."

I could make a living off of these moments. I should write a book or something.