It seems that i'm doomed to have at least one every semester in a class of mine. It's not enough that these people torment whomever they are around during their normal daily lives, nooooooo, they have to be in MY class and open their mouths.

Examples:

American Literature: The girl who sits in front and to the right of me. Laughs at everything SHE says. Randomly blurts out meaningless babble while the teacher is talking. Is loud and boisterous before class starts and directly after class ends.

Literary Criticism: The guy known only as "Dylan". This boy has a voice that could make even William Hung look like he knows how to sing. He's disgusting (see: wiping boogers and snot on hands and then handing out papers) his sense of humor borders on utter stupidity and he gives honest to god dorks, geeks, and nerds a really, REALLY bad image.

So, there is a little brief of the people I have to put up with on a daily basis. It's tough, I have to actually work at not receiving an assualt and battery charge or even homocide (it's hard folks!). However, I'm sure that in the end I will be a better person for having had to endure this. I'm assuming this folks are my ticket into heaven.