(8:49:47 PM) Jeeber4u: I have a wonderful story to tell you today!
(8:49:59 PM) Jeeber4u: It's a story of intrigue, deception, betrayal, and victory!
(8:50:11 PM) Jeeber4u: It all starts with a prince...we'll call him Michael
(8:50:32 PM) Jeeber4u: Prince Michael was a knight for the army...a great army!
(8:50:42 PM) Jeeber4u: He rode around the country side helping those in need
(8:51:10 PM) Jeeber4u: One day he went to help a man who needed a new power-house laptop
to provide the necessary medium for his video editing
(8:51:22 PM) Jeeber4u: but when Prince Michael arrived, he discovered the laptop did not work
(8:52:00 PM) Jeeber4u: Fear not, for Prince Michael was as crafty as he was good looking
*poses*...and he knew that he could return the laptop to the magic castle and swap it out for a new one...all would be well in the kingdom once more
(8:52:08 PM) Jeeber4u: but wait!
(8:52:11 PM) Jeeber4u: what is this?
(8:52:18 PM) Jeeber4u: The magic castle doesn't have anymore of the laptops?
(8:52:30 PM) Jeeber4u: It's okay...the next kingdom over surely will have some!
(8:52:31 PM) Jeeber4u: ....
(8:52:34 PM) Jeeber4u: they don't
(8:53:18 PM) Jeeber4u: Well, SURELY the kingdom
not-quite-the-next-one-over-but-a-little-further will have some!
(8:53:20 PM) Jeeber4u: THEY DO!!!
(8:53:31 PM) Jeeber4u: I'll just send a quick carrier phone call over there and ask them to hold
one
(8:53:33 PM) Jeeber4u: ....
(8:53:34 PM) Jeeber4u: they won't
(8:54:18 PM) Jeeber4u: HA...it's okay, they must not understand that the person Prince Michael
is helping is an extremely important wizard who NEEDS this computer...i'll get the Queen's
representative to talk to them....
(8:54:25 PM) Jeeber4u: YAY!!! They will!
(8:54:46 PM) Jeeber4u: So, Prince Michael begins his journey to the kingdom
not-quite-the-next-one-over-but-a-little-further to retrieve the laptop!
(8:55:04 PM) Jeeber4u: but wait....what's this? A carrier phone call to the Prince when he's
almost there?
(8:55:11 PM) Jeeber4u: WHAT?!? THEY DON'T WANT TO DO IT?!?
(8:55:21 PM) Jeeber4u: Oh noes!! What will the prince do?
(8:55:39 PM) Jeeber4u: Well, once again, he had the Queen's representative contact the
the kingdom not-quite-the-next-one-over-but-a-little-further....okay, they'll do it again!
(8:55:53 PM) Jeeber4u: So the prince arrives at the kingdom
not-quite-the-next-one-over-but-a-little-further and discovers they're not very nice
(8:56:02 PM) Jeeber4u: but, they don't need to be nice, they just need to exchange the laptops!
(8:56:39 PM) Jeeber4u: Prince Michael approaches the kingdom
not-quite-the-next-one-over-but-a-little-further's representative to exchange the laptop
(8:56:44 PM) Jeeber4u: they're not going to do it...
(8:56:50 PM) Jeeber4u: Prince Michael is all alone...what will he do?
(8:57:53 PM) Jeeber4u: They decide they WILL give him the new laptop, but they just won't
exchange! Instead, Prince Michael has to break about a dozen Kingdom rules and transport the
new laptop to his own kingdom!
(8:58:33 PM) Jeeber4u: Prince Michael decides that the great wizard is MUCH more important
than some paltry rules...and he'll contact the Gods later to punish the heathen citizens of the
kingdom not-quite-the-next-one-over-but-a-little-further!
(8:58:54 PM) Jeeber4u: Prince Michael delivers the laptop and teaches the great wizard, who is
very happy!
(8:58:55 PM) Jeeber4u: The end
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Comments for A Geek Fairy Tale
wu-holy crap..that was AWESOME!
can i have your autograph? *cough* and a new laptop?
*smirk*
can i have your autograph? *cough* and a new laptop?
*smirk*
I guess being a handsome prince just doesn't have the same pull that it used too.