Q: How bad would it hurt to use a small drill bit and drill through my thumbnail to release the blood and shit that has accumulated from me smashing it last weekend? It doesn't hurt too bad, but it's just really tight and awkward to move.
A: It will hurt like a bitch. If you don't have surgical precision, you'll use too much force piercing your thumbnail and you'll drill into the very soft, nervy skin under the nail. You will cry like a girl who just got molested by her stepdad.
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If you molest any of our children I will put your testes in a jar of hydrogen peroxide.
That might actually feel good! However, I believe you meant to say "sulfiric(sp) acid". Hyrdogen peroxide wouldn't do anything to my testes unless they were exposed!
O, they WILL be exposed. They would burn, and scream, and die slowly because HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IS NOT FEELIN' GOOD.
And it's sulfUric acid, you silly english person you.
And it's sulfUric acid, you silly english person you.
You: "Don't respond. Please, just don't respond." *reaches for keyboard*
*evil laughter*
*evil laughter*